Of what it seems to be

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

After 19473093749373 years of not meeting the crazy Tisa, i finally get to meet up with her today .
Wah that crazy small girl still as crazy & hyper as always .
No wonder she was expelled from Hwachong , leaving me with no one to scream , hurl profanities & laugh at .
Met her at SP cos we wanted to meet up with Winnie & XInyi .
Canteen Four was filled with nerdy freshied playing with some stupid games .
Exteremely distracting that we were close to just scare them & close down their laptop while walking past .
They better thank us for having so much patience & the ability to crap & laugh as if the school is ours , ignoring them .

We met up Xinyi & Winnie & left for Holland V .
Freshie was the word of the day .
LOL ((:
It was funn & rocking .
Had a light dinner at Breko .
We took like ages to decide on what to eat .
After deciding , Tisa was still lost on what to eat .
HAHAHAHA!
We sat on the second floor & head down to place orders .
Went down with Tisa & it was disastrous .
LOL .
&& i screamed from first level to the second asking Winnie what type of bread she wants , whether she wanted it toasted & if she needs any sauces .
For once the entire cafe feels like mine ((:
But the woman at the counter was a little attitude .
Snap photos & they think my boobs were big .
& Tisa thinks im crazy when i looked down & said : HELLO HAVE U GROWN ?
She didnt know she's the crazy one .
Nice food & dark romantic ambience .
I still think Breko at Holland V belongs to just the four of us .
Cause i could only hear the four of us .

Left for waffles ice-cream at Gelare that was just diagonally opposite of Breko .
The person made a mess of our orders , but being nice people we decided to let him off .
Considering the fact , the waffles ice-cream was still heavenly delicious , we were too crazy to even bother & the fact that laughter was our constant companion .
Cam whored even more & laughed like shit lah .
OMG .
Tisa's laughter & mine was good enough to deafen everyone .
Funfun time today .
Esp the brisk-walking to Buona Vista mrt from Holland V .
& commotion of ---- wanting to shit .
We will hang out again ((:

p/s : crazee pictures at both winnie & tisa's blog . i am too lazy to post

Saturday, May 27, 2006

For the first time in history , i wrote two post in a day .
I just had to write this down .
Today was such an hilarious day , so yeah man .

Hit town with xinyi in the evening .
It was pretty last minute .
Initial intention was to catch a movie && dinner at pepper lunch .
But due to certain unforseen circumstances , the plan was changed .
We went shopping instead of movies .
Spent super long time at Taka's Zara .
It wasn't even having any sale , but Zara seems so packed than it usually is .
& the irritating thing was that majority of the clothes come in sizes M & L , which obviously do not fit us .
Especially this extremely gorgeous yellow tube that xinyi was dying for .
& the queue to the changing room was super long .
So we spent most of our time in Zara cursing ; asshole lah .
& wah lao , this is god damn irritating .
But nevertheless , we got ourselves a top each .
A green off shoulder for myself & a white one for herrr ((:

Walked around town & we laughed so much .
& it was a pretty loud one .
Laughed all the way from one end of Taka to another .
Oh god ..
Who cares if Taka was super packed , we just had to laugh our asses off .
& had brownies at Brownies Factory .
It was delicious & highly recommendable ((:

Stopped by Fox Women before going for dinner .
Spot this gorgeous flair & decided to try it on .
We were laughing & stonning in front of the mirror on which one is the nicest .
& so i decided not to buy it thou i very much wanted to .
I decided to bring mom down to pay for my stuffs when we go on a shopping spreeee ((:
But xinyi was being indecisive & contemlating on which colour she should buy .
So we conquered the entire mirror at Fox Women doing multiple comparison .
After a lonnnnngggggggg contemplation , she chose the beige one ((:

Rushed down Pepper Lunch for dinner cos it was super packed & the queue was pretty long .
A funny incident happen at the counter .
We were exchaging obvious lost & wth is going look to the extent of the cashier talking to us .
HAHAHAHAHA !
I shan't pen down on what it was about , but we were still talking about it when we were waiting for food .
muahahahaha ((:
Bu dinner was great & we talked about a lot of stuffs .
& something unexpected happen when were about to leave pepper lunch .
I SPOT HENRYK TAN !! ((:
YES AGAIN!
OMG I WENT : ISNT THAT HENRYK ? OR WAS IT SHANE ? NO HENRYK !!
HAHAHAHA !
W were super high & started laughing all the way .
& he was with some girl which is not very pretty .
Wanting to have a closer look on how she look like & the way they are behaving , we walk the opposite direction than we're supposed to .
OMG THEY WERE SO CLOSE ALTHOUGH IT WAS A LITTLE TURN OFF &
The only turn on thing , was his sexy crumpler bag , hair & smile ((:

& someone told me abt her friend's friend weird & funny incident .
Well , apparently this person wanted so much to masturbate .
So she masturbated using a carrot .
HAHAHA YES CARROT , WHAT A THING TO USE !
&& the funny thing is that while masturbating , the pathetic innocent orange carrot got stuck!
HAHAHA YES STUCK .
& so she had to go for an operation just to remove the stuck carrot .
I swear it was a total turn off & such an embarassment .
Imagine you going to the hospital & the surgeon realised it was actually a carrot stucked in between .
If i am the surgeon my jaw would have dropped & eventually laughed .
I SWEAR THE GIRL IS SUCH A CHEEBONG NAIVE SILLY GIRL LAH .
tsk tsk .
Imagine you telling your mom : mom , i need to go to the hospital for an operation cos a carrot was stucked inside . Well , i masturbated mummy .
If i'm the mom , i'll freaked out & just die on the spot .
& i so swear if the carrot can talk , it would say : i so swear you cant masturbate . you made me an innocent victim & got stuck eventually . to amke things worst , your masturbation was an unsuccesful one .

Oh god i laughed like shit when my friend was telling me the entire incident .
I or rather we laughed like shit till our faces were super red & people were staring at us ((;
I sort of dropped down while laughing .
HAHAHA .
& as gross as this may sound ..
Imagine the girl current phobia now .
Seeing a carrot & was about to eat , but was reminded of the incident .
HAHAHA .
I swear she'll live in paranoia & fears .

Haven't blog for a couple of days .
I just do not have the time & many things have been happening lately .
I just don't feel like penning them down & i simply dont see the need to .

But all i can say is i am close to being broke .
I dont know what i spent on , but the cash seems to be drying up .
& i am still contemplating on whether i should buy this slipper & top .
Urrggh .

As random as this may sound , i suggest you guys go & catch Over The Hedge .
Oh my its such an adorable & laughable movie ((:
& i think hammy is darn cute .
Awww .. ((:
Its definitely better than Ice Age Two thou i think Ice Age Two is relatively good .

& i had a rockign good time with fifa , ashraf & irfan yesterday .
It was god damn chaotic lah .
& i thought i would be able to control myself when i'm over at Claudya's house since i dont know her .
But i was equally loud .
Thanks to fifaa .
We were watching MTV Rate The Video & was giving so much critics & humble comments .
LOL .
& to think Claudya's mom love Shakira's Hips Dont Lie to the core .
She was dancing & trying her best to imitate Shakira & was complimenting on her sleek moves .
She was freaking hilarious when she starts dancing lah .
She rock my asss man .
She made all of us laugh horrendously .
I laughed like shit with fifaa ((:

FIFAAAA : HIPS DONT LIE && DANCES ARD IN THE TRAIN (((:

Oh god , i better be going .
I'm gonna hit town ((:
Cheerios ..

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Watched The Fourty Year Old Virgin with classmates just now in class .
I've watched it once but i still find it hilarious & pretty perverse .
Was laughing like shit despite having stomach cramps .
& i'm not sure why , i have a sudden cravings for strawberry yogurt .
So being a lazy & ~~pampered~~ girl , i got people to buy it for me while i continue watching the show .
I think strawberry yogurt shall be my latest addiction & cravings ((:
I ate it & made a mess out of it a little bit .
So pamper me with it if i am moodswinging people .

Headed down to Causeway Point to catch The Davinci Code .
I suggest u pay very close attention to what is going on as the story plot is rather complex .
Especially if you people didnt read the book .
Cos some people were pretty lost during the show .
So distractions aside if you would want to understand the entire controversy & conspiracy of the mystery .

I was super tired after the entire show for god knows what reason .
To make matters worst , my hair was being a total bitch .
It was totally messy & i was looking super unglam & sloppy .
I was whining on how tired i am that i could have just dropped dead any moment .
& how unglam i was to take a train back home .
So ... i took a cab back home!
YAY ((:
as much as i was pretty relieved , i felt super spoilt .
bleah ..
but thanks for the cab ride home & catering to me ((:

Monday, May 22, 2006

My weekend was extremely great .
I had so much fun .
I laughed a lot .
I spent a lot .
I ate alot .
All i ever did on both weekends was to smile & laugh & scream joyfully((:
If i were to pen every single detail down , this entry is gonna be super long .

On saturday , i head down MI Toh Tuck for their carnival .
Lets just say it was a total blast despite it being extremely stuffy & packed that i could hardly breathe .
All i ever did at the carnival was to scream each time i spot someone & laugh & hug .
I screamed alot that i was beginning to lose my voice .
Every 5 mins , poeple will be screaming my name & running towards me & vice versa .
& there was even an incident whereby three girls thought i was a little too loud & bimbotic & started assuming i come from a girls school .
Oh god .
& it attractes everyones attention , heh .
I indulged alot too .
I think Jannah's class Burger Ramly was finger licking good .
Although i just had two bites of it .
The food was relatively alright .
I didnt had time to scan around & try much food cos the canteen was way way way too packed .
We could hardly move ard lah .
I was silly enough to forgot to bring my cam along .
So we didnt take much pictures .
But all i know we laughed alot .
I think i screamed like 284639362936394 times lah .
tsktsk ..

& the haunted house was hilarious shit .
Yes i shan't deny it was kinda freaky cos i was screaming & going wah lao half of my life .
I went on two attempts .
One with the Sya , Ferynn & aruna .
I screamed alot at this cos all 4 girls were pretty freaked out .
& the ghost just had to appear at the wrong timing making me curse , swear & scream hysterically .
& apparently one crawling ghost love my slipper too much that he just had to grab it , making me ~~barefooted~~ throughout the entire haunted house route .
All i ever wanted to do was to kick him aside as he was abt to grab my leg .
But it turned out to be , him taking my slippers away .
I was whining away when i was out & Kendri went to me like 4 times asking if that was my slipper .
Cinderella , is this yours ?
Omg no no no !
Omg no lah! Mine is Ripcurl ! Its blue in colour .
NO ! why would i wear heels ? HAHAHA .
Ahh , yesyes . Thanks alot ((:

The second attempt was with dean xinyi jaryl & sya .
This time it was pretty amusing cos dean was ard .
Although i shant deny i was grabbing jaryl rather tightly & cont screaming (but not as bad as the first one ) , i laughed alot too .
Dean gave irritating silly comments that losen all of us up .
He even said to one of the ghost : How much are you paid ah to do all this ?
HAHAHA .
Like wth lah .
Everyone burst out laughing & i saw the ghost gave him the blur & lost look .
But the ending i just had to scream , i swear .
We were told to hold the hand grips at the side & simply run & not disturb .
I tried running bt i was super freaked out by figures touching me & grabbing me lah .
So i screamed all the way till the door was open .
LOL ((:
Haunted house was cool nevertheless .

Sya left us to do her duties & we roamed ard aimlessly lah .
Went down to the field to stone & later bitch .
& there's a girl who wore a blue nike shorts .
Apparently the words Nike was printed at both sides of her butt .
NI on the left ; Ke on the right .
Omg it was so attention seeking cos the words was in green .
& we all laughed like shit & dissed her when she climbed the table & dean reacted : WAH NIKE !
LOL .

Sunday was Big Walk .
Omg i tell you it rocked my ~~sexy~~ blue sports bra!
LOL
But it indeed rocked so much lah .
& yes i completed the 10 km route!
Beams ard proudly & feeling all euphoric ((:
But come to think of it , we walked 15 km .
Cos we still need to walk from kallang mrt to the stadium .
& back from the stadium to the mrt station .
Seeee , i'm strong & healthy ((:

But Big Walk was extremely fun .
I didnt feel lethargic until i reached home .
I went with classmates but got Xinyi & Sya to tag along .
They could clicked so well & it was relatively funny .
Me , Sya & Xinyi were chasing after ballons cos majority of the people were having ballons lah .
& when we asked for it , they say we couldnt have cos it was tied up .
Wth lah , irritating people .
But we got ours when the buskers walking together with us were making ballon sculptures for all .
So Sya & Xinyi got swords whereas i got a cute little poodle .
The classmates kept taking it away lah .
LOL ((:
We laughed alot during the walk .
We also talk alot of nonsense during the walk & it made me & many others laughed so much lah .
& they kept making fun of my blue sports bra cos it was super obvious since the shirt was extremely oversized .
HAHAHA .
Silly & cute boy classmates ((:
& somehow i just had the urge to jump around .
So i jumped ard & lift my hands up & started laughing .
Muneera find it rather amusing & got me to do it over & over again .
HAHA .
&& Yingkai & Sya even took a snapshot of it .

The last 5 km i was pretty surprised that i was still as hyper as ever .
& i had Irfan's Ipod to keep me company in case i felt like dying half way thru .
So i walked & started singing along with Xinyi .
LOL .
&& Eugene just had to tease me makign me fall into his trap .
HAHAHA wth lah .
I swear i wasnt aware of it lah .
& thus he use it to tease & laugh at me .
LOL .

After Big Walk we all left for lunch at Marina Square .
Ate & had some girls talk .
We then window shopped & i bought a new puma bag for school ((:
The one i wanted to buy has no stock cos Puma stuffs came in limited stocks .
SO i bought another appealing one which apparently was the last piece .
I was so thankful or i would have killed myself .
HAHA .

Went back home & we sat on the mrt floor cos there was no available seats .
We gossiped & laughed .
My legs was so cramped & weak that i couldnt stand up in time when the train reached lakeside .
So i ended up alighting at Boon Lay at & took a bus back home .
My legs was close to giving its way when i alighted from the bus .

Met up with Xin yi for lunch again today .
Ate at the dont know what toast shop lah .
The yah kun dont know what lah .
Head down pj to go meet jaryl to head home .
Shaminah joined us & it was hilarious .
She was kidding jaryl & bitch slapping him .
My Lakeside queen is so hilarious & cute ((:

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Mission Impossible three was way better than i expected it to be .
It is definitely not for the faint hearted .
&& i am truly amazed by the sound effects & everything else .
& its worth your money ((:

As weird as this may sound , i have to agree with fifaaa .
Maggie Q is hot .
Especially when she was in the sleek gorgeous red long dress .
Oh god ..

Oh , the mother's day celebration was simply great ((:

& crap .
My brother's birthday is this coming thursday & i am at lost of what to get for him .
I haven't been a really good sister recently .
So i guess its only right if i give something more ((:
Oh god , i'm broke .
But i guess it didnt matter .
Its time i go ard searching for stuffs .
Or my last resort ?
I buy him chocolates / photo montage & make a card .
A little girly , but urrrgh !

Sunday, May 14, 2006

I shall give the movie ; Poseidon , 4/5 stars ((:
It is definitely one movie which you should not miss .
& i am totally amazed by everything .
The reason behind it ?
Go & read nazreen's blog for more details , although it wasn't her that i catch it with .
Its definitely worth you $9.50 .

I had a great weekend i must say .
I had a pretty fun time on friday although it wasnt for long .
& yesterday my morning spent in pj with Xinyi& afternoon with dean & jaryl was a total blast .
Life has never been more rocking with their company .
& i think the i gallop thingy excites kids the most .
A little boy was having such an orgasmic time humping on it .
& on friday there was an exhibition at Marina Square itself ; and kids are savouring every moment of it .
Like wth lah .
Although i shan't deny its pretty cute & funny xD

& there was a particular conversation i had with Xinyi at PJ canteen while waiting for Jaryl that crack us up totally .
We were laughing so loudly that i think the councillors at the back turned to look .
I had stomach cramps thanks to it ((:

Xinyi : The one who taught us mass dance ? Is it Lion ?
Maiz : Huh ? her name is Lion ? Then i'm tiger . xD
Xinyi : Yah Lion . ( in a pretty fast tone )
Maiz : Hahaha . Then i'm tiger ((:
Xinyi : Huh huh huh !? ( with her usual perplexing & lost look )
Maiz : hahaha . her name is Lion right ? You told me twice . So i'm Tiger lorh .
Xinyi : hahahahahaha! wth . HER NAME IS LAI YAN ! NOT LION ! LAI YAN !
Xinyi : NO wonder i was like ; what u tiger ? HAHAHA .
Maiz : But i swear i heard LION . really . it seriously sound like it . esp when u speak very fast .
Xinyi : Eh , true hor . HAHAHA WTH .

& so we started laughing like shit & made such a scene .
Our faces were lobster red ; esp Xinyi .
& when we told Jaryl abt it , he couldnt help laughing either .

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Lecture today was great .
We discussed about something many arent very much aware of .
Horror movies being increasingly sadistic as it is multiplying rapidly in the movies .
Well who doesnt agree to this ?
In a month we have 3-4 horror movies which doesnt appeal to me much .
Its just so hard to find one with a good story plot that intrigued you .
Its even harder to find one that make you jump out from your seat or be very much impressed by the entire thing .
Not being able to anticipate the ending of the entire movie .
&& to make matter worst , the story plot are all predictable & getting very much gory .
To the extent of having people who relish watching these kind of movies .

Oh god , i can foresee it being simply a fad .
Like seriously , even my lecturer second this opinion of mine .
& the sequels of such movies are such a bore .

Alright i've decided to digress a little bit .
Okay , alot rather .
I just got back a recent test which i got B .
& to think dad wasnt satisfied with it .
He thinks i am not putting in that required amount of effort .
Oh please , just how much must i achieve just to satisfy him ?
I'm pretty contented with a B grade considering the fact i didnt prepare much for it .
Who cares about it anyway .
I am liking school & i definitely will do well .
I'm pretty certain & do not dampen that motivation in me .

&& farahin!
I miss you too ((:
I didnt know i appear on your msn nick -beams-
I will see you soon & i am here lah , my pee in the pants partner ((:

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

I came home to find a set of unappetizing dinner .
Oh boy was i disappointed considering the fact , school was hectic today .
Thank god i had a pretty filling lunch at Mac's with classmates or i would have starved .

On a lighter note , Farahin's sms made me smile .
Despite it being a little corny & funny . ((:

Friendship is like peeing in your pants .
Everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth of it .
Thanks for being the pee in my pants =d

Sunday, May 07, 2006

I hit town yesterday with Irfan to grab Amelia's birthday present .
I didnt know getting a wallet is such a tedious task .
Although i find it such a joy ((:
We went inside Wisma Atria's Surfer Girl like 5 times before buying it .
& we went inside Flesh Imp like thrice ?

Fifaa bacin joined us 45 mins later .
& while waiting for her with Irfan in between Topshop & Surfer Girl , i bumped onto Timothy Pj & Gina .
WTH !
I was so shocked that i started pulling Irfan & he started interogating me with a million question on what is happening .
Timothy was giving me -i think i saw you before but i cant figure out where or who are you- kind of look .
& the second time he look again & i think he recognises me & we exchanged smiles .
Oh god , i think he look 7464396207649468 times better in home clothes cos he aint that sloppy looking .

The three of us slacked at coffeebean & was making such a scene again .
Fifaa was extremely hyper & retarded lah .
& we i think the Starbucks people knew we were butter & strawberry jam craze .
Each time i ask for more , they would give me two each willingly .

& god dammit , i think i have fate with Henryk & Shane .
I saw Henryk yesterday at Orchard Mrt in his ACJC red colour tee when i was meeting Irfan .
I got all excited & started calling Xinyi up .
While i was acting crazily with the two at Starbucks , he just had to linger around Starbucks like 7304603764974 times on whether he should slack in there with his friend .
They were hanging ard & walked past us umpteen times .
wth!
I hyperventilated like shit & fifaa tried getting his attention .
But nevertheless , we exchanged smiles twice .
& to think my screams & running caught his attention .
I saw Erli & i started running out ~~unglamly~~ & screamed hysterically & started hugging her & stuffs .
His eyes was like following my every moves .
God dammit , it was such an embarrassing moment .
I swear i had orgasm each time i look at him .
& Irfan just had to be my -i whack you umpteen times each time i hyperventilate- victim yesterday .
I didnt know it was that painful .
Gee , sorry .

& i think i am loving the fact of having such affinity with ~~attached~~ hunks ! ((:
Cos this definitely isnt the first time .
I saw Shane like what thrice in a week in december ? LOL
& now its Henryk & Timothy ( although Tim is not that favourable )
Not forgetting the -i think & can guarantee he is gay- hottie whom i met in the train & just had to see him again at Northpoint .

To digress a little bit , i had a scrumptuous dinner with my family at Breeks just now ((:
It was heavenly although i am fully aware i am gaining some unwanted pounds .

Friday, May 05, 2006

& so school was a piece of crap .
Minus off the part i was listening to Farhana's Zen Neon with Diyanah & us gossipping abt her sec school friends , it sucks big time .
Never before has school been this crappy & sucky .
Never before has so many people choose to disappear .
Urggh , what an afternoon .

Thank god Xinyi messaged me asking if i would like to meet her .
Who wouldn't ?
So yeah i agreed & we decided to have dinner together .
The venue ?
I'm not surprised that we chose Swensen's yet again , since its our fav hang out place .
Dinner was a simple one .
We talked about everything under the sun as if we had not met each other for ages .
How contradictory , when we meet each other at least once a week .
& Swensen's was god damn packed & i wasn't at all surprised .
The long wait was kinda worth it cos we were crapping & kind of embarassed ourself a little bit .
But it was fun .
((:
& we took pictures repetitively cos she wasn't satisfied with the way she look in it .
HAHA !

& the fallacy about proving A we're richer & way way fashionable than her during the Big Walk was super hilarious .
& can you tell me who would go to Big Walk carrying an LV bag ?
Well apparently my darling Xinyi is an exception .
How interesting & I would love to see such a scenario on 21st May ((:

&& i think reading Wanxian's entries is a good way to crack oneself up .
She is always so hyper in her entries & despite being extremely long , it isnt such a bore .
I can imagine that hype & excitement in her while reading .
&& the amount of ~~embarrassing~~ things she did to many others .
WANXIAN !
IMPRESS ME MORE WITH UR ENTRIES & MAKE ME LAUGH ((:

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

shit .
i am very much traumatised .

i was on my way to school in the afternoon .
i was innocently & patiently waiting for my bus at the bus stop .
when out of nowhere , some old busdriver sat beside me .
thinking he was just some old busdriver next door , i continued messaging my cousin not giving two hoot about him .
out of a sudden he said sorry & i went huh ? & ignored him cos i saw him accidentally sitting on the sling of my bag .
but no , that isnt the stop of everything .
he continue talking & asking me so many questions .

dumbass busdriver : blahblahblah .. i heard smtg like male or milk lah ( i couldnt be bothered to pay attention anyway)
myself : looks at him & go , huh ? rolls eyes .
dumbass driver : so where u going girl ?
myself : umm school .
dumbass driver : ooh where are you schooling at ?
myself : a school . ( i cant possibly tell him where im schooling in case he starts stalking me or whatever not )
dumbass driver : huh ? how come you're all alone in the afternoon ? ( he kept staring at me . esp my shirt ! maybe cos the design is so gorgeous cos my classmates was complimenting me )
myself : cos i am not with a group of friends ! & rolls eyes & went fuck .
dumbass driver : what did u just say ? oh wheres your mom ( what the fuck has my mom got to do with our conversation & myself going to school ?
myself : in bugis with my aunt .
dumbass driver : whoa . for ?
myself : how in the world would i know & would you mind ? rolls eyes & started calling my classmate asking her keep me company .

bloody hell i tell you .
if it wasnt a crowded place , i would have just screamed profinities at him .
i kept my cool at him cos firstly i'm a girl & i wouldnt want to complicate matters when he was simply opening a conversation & ~~pervictically~~ staring at me .

& what the fuck has my mom got to do with the conversation & where i'm schooling at , matters so much ?
he was a total complete stranger & he was supposed to be doing his job cos he boarded the same bus as me to check on the fares .
& i was extremely paranoid & shaky all over when he boarded the same bus .
thank god he alighted a few stops later or i wouldnt have known what to do .
&& he was not supposed to chat with me trying to know about my personal life .

cheebong , you wrinkled & rotting old bus driver .
as silly as this may sound , you traumatised me badly .
i was super uncomfortable & insecure when you look at me & open a conversation .
& what was perplexing enough was that , i was showing minimal skin .
i was merely wearing my esprit round neck top with three quarts .
its not as if i am having ~~boobs~~ to exposed & let you drool & be orgasmic all over .
thanks for the experience man .

Monday, May 01, 2006

I was looking thru my past testimonials & i was laughing at it like shit .
It reminds me of how random everyone were when it comes to writing testimonials .
But at the same time , it moved me .
Especially the graduation period & random short sweet testimonials to cheer me up when i'm at the weakest point . ((:

So here are some of it ;

riiiing riiing*
hello is this the world's bitchiest and richest tai tai sesat at Jurong?
Erm i dunnoe how to say this but i've had complains from two civilians called dean n jaryl dat you haf been giving weird stares to small kids and seem to be a babe magnet to the east side of singapore [ around coral sec ].
There will be a court hearing at u-noe-where regarding ur indecency and misbehaviour around your friends.
The police is sad to say this but as part of our corporal punishment u r forced to treat ur fren to any of the following - marceh movenpick/ nydc / swensons / fish & co / or ur local kopitiamthakew for ur co-operation...may we add a note of advice to all members of the public to stay away from the deranged lunatic.
it seems she ish hunting for boys.. so i warn all those.. especially coral peeps to stay away from this gerl..read my lips..STAY AWAY!!
i love ya maiz.. anti climax huh??..
dun hate me for the testi
hahaha .
LORMICHOY FOREVER!!

OMG i miss going "lormichoy ah" with jaryl & dean .
It used to our favourite word during the dec hols . wahaha .
&& this darling of mine is always so random .
Only he can give me like a million testimonials in just a day .
&& his bitchiness never fail to prevail .
& bloody hell i dont attract east side people lah .
Its they ~~attracted~~ to me xD

MAIZ!!
who puts whose hand on whose shoulders??
HAHAHA!!! reminiscence.
with love,xinyi.

& i have Xinyi who loves giving me short unexpected testimonials on what took place & stuffs .
She can be my personal recount typewriter .
& her much love ; xinyi is such a classic .
She is such a doll lah ((:

OY! HOW DARE YOU?
I TOLD THE WORLD THAT I MISS YOU ALR LOR, I WHERE GOT SHY?
ACTUALLY I ABIT SHY LAH, CUS I NOT ONLY MISS YOU, I LOVE YOU TOO!!! HA HA HA HA!YOUR DAMN ANNOYIN!
I HATE YOU NOW! WHY YOU ALWAYS GO TOWN WHEN IM OFF? YOU ENOUGH ANOT? YOU THINK VELY FUN ISSIT?
WLAO, CAN MSG ME THE DAY BFO TO ASK ME IF IVE WORK ANOT HUH?
EEYER, BYEBYE LAH, SEE YOU AT CK SOOOOOOOON, YOU CHICKEN WITH HORRIBLE LAUGHTER!

Then i have the small crazy girl Tisa whose testimonials are ALWAYS in CAPS .
Even when you are chatting with her on msn , hahaha!
& her vulgarities are classic too !
& she learn self-praisal from me .
&& i miss disturbing her during the hols asking if she is at work ! ((:

your welcome mai!
let me start ur new year by reiterating an important point bout u ;yes!, ur always a big paedophile and deserves my bitching anywhere and anytime.
cheers!

Not forgetting my all time favourite poserfied bitch , DEAN ! ((:
i very much wanted to put the other testi that he sent me , but i decided to settle on this .
He never fail to call me a paedophile even when we're on the bus , wth .
But i know he is jealous that i find kids adorable & not him . HA xD
Now that he is in NS , i miss disturbing & making him irritated .
I miss bickering with him too .
& i salute him when it comes to bitching .

OMG MAIZURAH!!!
I HAD A VLAST WITH YOU UPSTAGE AS WELL AS THE ERST OF THEM, MAN! ((:
it was so fun, yes yes! ahhhhhhh i swear i got so crazy in the middle of it.
BUT HEY, we were all so exhausted! HAHAHA.
YAY can you please come crash often and brighten up our days in PJ like an angel (:
HAHA LEEDEEYA THE HOT MAMA(you're taking after her)DEAN THE DIVA and XINYI! hahaha i love you girl.
AND OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAT LIKE OPPOSITE YOU!! YOU COULD HAVE JUST HYPERVENTILATED AND DIED FOR ME ((:
hahaha and dean had to just rub it in right.
OH MAN I HAD SUCH A BLAST WITH YOU. AND ALL THE SILLY SILLY JOKES(okay it was just dean and you bickering backstage).
YAY MAIZIURAH I LOVE YOU!
WE'LL GO OUT SOON OKAY!
YAY TAKE CARE <3>
OMG PLEASE COME TMRW FOR CAMPFIR (:
CRASH DARWIN! (:
HAHA

this is none other than my fellow hyper lakeside caps queen : SHAMINAH !
CAPS is a must for her i must say .
&& she never fail to bombard me with such a hilarious & exciting testimonials .
Its funny to know how we know each other & within a short period of time , we start flooding each other friendster! ((:
I love that particular hype in her .
& the enthusiasm we all had when teaching the O2 orientation people , the fun dance
& she never fail to ask me crash PJC & said life in PJ would be different without me .
YAY ((:
I love my Shammie baby mann !
&& psst : MY NAME HAS NO H DARLING ((:
But i love you all the same .

EVERYBODY LOVES ME.
YESYES!
okat!

Not forgetting Nazreen .
The girl who always give me her self-praisal testimonials but it is always so nice to read .
I remember how much she & xinyi used to flood my testimonial , making it their source of communication .

that's what friends are for dear (:

That simple yet sweet testimonial was from warren .
This is another lame ass guy who gives me the most random testimonial .
But this one is rather different .
That explains why its here .
I will remember how much he became my ground for spouting profinities & hurling curses during my weakest moment .
Cos beside jaryl & my cousin , he is the next one i am comfortable in hurling curses when there's a need to .
((: