Saturday, May 27, 2006
For the first time in history , i wrote two post in a day .
I just had to write this down .
Today was such an hilarious day , so yeah man .
Hit town with xinyi in the evening .
It was pretty last minute .
Initial intention was to catch a movie && dinner at pepper lunch .
But due to certain unforseen circumstances , the plan was changed .
We went shopping instead of movies .
Spent super long time at Taka's Zara .
It wasn't even having any sale , but Zara seems so packed than it usually is .
& the irritating thing was that majority of the clothes come in sizes M & L , which obviously do not fit us .
Especially this extremely gorgeous yellow tube that xinyi was dying for .
& the queue to the changing room was super long .
So we spent most of our time in Zara cursing ; asshole lah .
& wah lao , this is god damn irritating .
But nevertheless , we got ourselves a top each .
A green off shoulder for myself & a white one for herrr ((:
Walked around town & we laughed so much .
& it was a pretty loud one .
Laughed all the way from one end of Taka to another .
Oh god ..
Who cares if Taka was super packed , we just had to laugh our asses off .
& had brownies at Brownies Factory .
It was delicious & highly recommendable ((:
Stopped by Fox Women before going for dinner .
Spot this gorgeous flair & decided to try it on .
We were laughing & stonning in front of the mirror on which one is the nicest .
& so i decided not to buy it thou i very much wanted to .
I decided to bring mom down to pay for my stuffs when we go on a shopping spreeee ((:
But xinyi was being indecisive & contemlating on which colour she should buy .
So we conquered the entire mirror at Fox Women doing multiple comparison .
After a lonnnnngggggggg contemplation , she chose the beige one ((:
Rushed down Pepper Lunch for dinner cos it was super packed & the queue was pretty long .
A funny incident happen at the counter .
We were exchaging obvious lost & wth is going look to the extent of the cashier talking to us .
HAHAHAHAHA !
I shan't pen down on what it was about , but we were still talking about it when we were waiting for food .
muahahahaha ((:
Bu dinner was great & we talked about a lot of stuffs .
& something unexpected happen when were about to leave pepper lunch .
I SPOT HENRYK TAN !! ((:
YES
AGAIN!OMG I WENT : ISNT THAT HENRYK ? OR WAS IT SHANE ? NO HENRYK !!
HAHAHAHA !
W were super high & started laughing all the way .
& he was with some girl which is not very pretty .
Wanting to have a closer look on how she look like & the way they are behaving , we walk the opposite direction than we're supposed to .
OMG THEY WERE SO CLOSE ALTHOUGH IT WAS A LITTLE TURN OFF &
The only turn on thing , was his sexy crumpler bag , hair & smile ((:
& someone told me abt her friend's friend weird & funny incident .
Well , apparently this person wanted so much to masturbate .
So she masturbated using a carrot .
HAHAHA YES CARROT , WHAT A THING TO USE !
&& the funny thing is that while masturbating , the pathetic innocent orange carrot got stuck!
HAHAHA YES STUCK .
& so she had to go for an operation just to remove the stuck carrot .
I swear it was a total turn off & such an embarassment .
Imagine you going to the hospital & the surgeon realised it was actually a carrot stucked in between .
If i am the surgeon my jaw would have dropped & eventually laughed .
I SWEAR THE GIRL IS SUCH A CHEEBONG NAIVE SILLY GIRL LAH .
tsk tsk .
Imagine you telling your mom : mom , i need to go to the hospital for an operation cos a carrot was stucked inside . Well , i masturbated mummy .
If i'm the mom , i'll freaked out & just die on the spot .
& i so swear if the carrot can talk , it would say : i so swear you cant masturbate . you made me an innocent victim & got stuck eventually . to amke things worst , your masturbation was an unsuccesful one .
Oh god i laughed like shit when my friend was telling me the entire incident .
I or rather we laughed like shit till our faces were super red & people were staring at us ((;
I sort of dropped down while laughing .
HAHAHA .
& as gross as this may sound ..
Imagine the girl current phobia now .
Seeing a carrot & was about to eat , but was reminded of the incident .
HAHAHA .
I swear she'll live in paranoia & fears .
