Monday, May 01, 2006
I was looking thru my past testimonials & i was laughing at it like shit .
It reminds me of how random everyone were when it comes to writing testimonials .
But at the same time , it moved me .
Especially the graduation period & random short sweet testimonials to cheer me up when i'm at the weakest point . ((:
So here are some of it ;
riiiing riiing*hello is this the world's bitchiest and richest tai tai sesat at Jurong? Erm i dunnoe how to say this but i've had complains from two civilians called dean n jaryl dat you haf been giving weird stares to small kids and seem to be a babe magnet to the east side of singapore [ around coral sec ].There will be a court hearing at u-noe-where regarding ur indecency and misbehaviour around your friends. The police is sad to say this but as part of our corporal punishment u r forced to treat ur fren to any of the following - marceh movenpick/ nydc / swensons / fish & co / or ur local kopitiamthakew for ur co-operation...may we add a note of advice to all members of the public to stay away from the deranged lunatic.it seems she ish hunting for boys.. so i warn all those.. especially coral peeps to stay away from this gerl..read my lips..STAY AWAY!!i love ya maiz.. anti climax huh??..dun hate me for the testihahaha .LORMICHOY FOREVER!!OMG i miss going "
lormichoy ah" with jaryl & dean .
It used to our favourite word during the dec hols . wahaha .
&& this darling of mine is always so random .
Only he can give me like a million testimonials in just
a day .
&& his bitchiness never fail to prevail .
& bloody hell i dont attract east side people lah .
Its they
attracted to me xD
MAIZ!!who puts whose hand on whose shoulders?? HAHAHA!!! reminiscence.with love,xinyi.& i have Xinyi who loves giving me short unexpected testimonials on what took place & stuffs .
She can be my personal recount typewriter .
& her much love ; xinyi is such a classic .
She is such a doll lah ((:
OY! HOW DARE YOU? I TOLD THE WORLD THAT I MISS YOU ALR LOR, I WHERE GOT SHY? ACTUALLY I ABIT SHY LAH, CUS I NOT ONLY MISS YOU, I LOVE YOU TOO!!! HA HA HA HA!YOUR DAMN ANNOYIN! I HATE YOU NOW! WHY YOU ALWAYS GO TOWN WHEN IM OFF? YOU ENOUGH ANOT? YOU THINK VELY FUN ISSIT?WLAO, CAN MSG ME THE DAY BFO TO ASK ME IF IVE WORK ANOT HUH?EEYER, BYEBYE LAH, SEE YOU AT CK SOOOOOOOON, YOU CHICKEN WITH HORRIBLE LAUGHTER!Then i have the small crazy girl Tisa whose testimonials are ALWAYS in CAPS .
Even when you are chatting with her on msn , hahaha!
& her vulgarities are classic too !
& she learn self-praisal from me .
&& i miss disturbing her during the hols asking if she is at work ! ((:
your welcome mai!let me start ur new year by reiterating an important point bout u ;yes!, ur always a big paedophile and deserves my bitching anywhere and anytime.cheers!Not forgetting my all time favourite
poserfied bitch , DEAN ! ((:
i very much wanted to put the other testi that he sent me , but i decided to settle on this .
He never fail to call me a paedophile even when we're on the bus , wth .
But i know he is jealous that i find kids adorable & not him . HA xD
Now that he is in NS , i miss disturbing & making him irritated .
I miss bickering with him too .
& i salute him when it comes to bitching .
OMG MAIZURAH!!!I HAD A VLAST WITH YOU UPSTAGE AS WELL AS THE ERST OF THEM, MAN! ((: it was so fun, yes yes! ahhhhhhh i swear i got so crazy in the middle of it.BUT HEY, we were all so exhausted! HAHAHA. YAY can you please come crash often and brighten up our days in PJ like an angel (:HAHA LEEDEEYA THE HOT MAMA(you're taking after her)DEAN THE DIVA and XINYI! hahaha i love you girl. AND OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAT LIKE OPPOSITE YOU!! YOU COULD HAVE JUST HYPERVENTILATED AND DIED FOR ME ((: hahaha and dean had to just rub it in right. OH MAN I HAD SUCH A BLAST WITH YOU. AND ALL THE SILLY SILLY JOKES(okay it was just dean and you bickering backstage). YAY MAIZIURAH I LOVE YOU!WE'LL GO OUT SOON OKAY! YAY TAKE CARE <3>
OMG PLEASE COME TMRW FOR CAMPFIR (:
CRASH DARWIN! (:
HAHA
this is none other than my fellow hyper lakeside caps queen : SHAMINAH !
CAPS is a must for her i must say .
&& she never fail to bombard me with such a hilarious & exciting testimonials .
Its funny to know how we know each other & within a short period of time , we start flooding each other friendster! ((:
I love that particular hype in her .
& the enthusiasm we all had when teaching the O2 orientation people , the fun dance
& she never fail to ask me crash PJC & said life in PJ would be different without me .
YAY ((:
I love my Shammie baby mann !
&& psst : MY NAME HAS NO H DARLING ((:
But i love you all the same .
EVERYBODY LOVES ME.
YESYES!
okat!
Not forgetting Nazreen .
The girl who always give me her self-praisal testimonials but it is always so nice to read .
I remember how much she & xinyi used to flood my testimonial , making it their source of communication .
that's what friends are for dear (:
That simple yet sweet testimonial was from warren .
This is another lame ass guy who gives me the most random testimonial .
But this one is rather different .
That explains why its here .
I will remember how much he became my ground for spouting profinities & hurling curses during my weakest moment .
Cos beside jaryl & my cousin , he is the next one i am comfortable in hurling curses when there's a need to .
((:
